Newsletters That Don't Suck (And Actually Convert)
Here's the truth: most AI-generated newsletters read like they were written by a robot having a stroke. We're different. Human-level copy.
Real insights your audience will actually read. Zero AI slop. For 1/10th the cost of hiring a content team.
You will receive
Newsletters That Convert
Not some generic BS. Real stories, real insights, real value. The kind of content your subscribers actually click on and remember.
Zero AI Slop
We're not feeding prompts to ChatGPT and calling it a day. Every newsletter is curated and written to sound human—because your audience can smell fake content from a mile away.
Save Time & Money
A full-time content + research team costs $10K+/month. This costs $50/month. You do the math.
Three steps. No BS.
How It Works
1
Tell Us What You Want
Your industry. Your audience. Your brand voice. The topics that matter. That's it.
2
We Build It
Every week, we scan hundreds of sources, find the best stories, and craft a newsletter that actually sounds like a human wrote it.
3
You Hit Send
Review the draft. Make tweaks if you want. Send it to your list. Watch the engagement roll in.
See What You Get
Here's what a newsletter that doesn't suck looks like
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Author
to me
Mon, Oct 7, 9:00 AM
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
TITLE2
Author
to me
Mon, Oct 7, 9:00 AM
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
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Author
to me
Mon, Oct 7, 9:00 AM
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
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Author
to me
Mon, Oct 7, 9:00 AM
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
Hi there, and welcome to another edition of Marketing Insights Weekly: practical, no-fluff marketing updates for small teams who need results.
What You Can Offer Clients
Your Voice
Professional? Casual? Snarky? Educational? You tell us, we match it. Simple as that.
Your Topics
Pick what matters to your audience. We'll find the best stories and insights every single week.
Your Schedule
We deliver weekly. You review and send whenever you want. No pressure, no deadlines.
Your Final Say
HTML or Markdown. Edit anything. Change everything. Or just hit send. You're the boss.
FAQ
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
The program is designed for busy professionals. Expect to spend 3-5 hours per week, which includes a 90-minute live session and 1.5-3.5 hours of self-paced work. All live sessions are recorded for your convenience if you can’t attend in real-time.
Stop Overthinking It
Your audience wants good content. We'll give you good content. You hit send. Everyone wins.
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VP of Operations, Mid-Market Tech Firm
